Parting Shot Caption Contest

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* We've selected our three favorite captions from readers. Now it's your turn to pick the best one. The winner will appear in the December issue of Outside.
Why did I have so many kids?!
I told you to turn the magnetron OFF!
This van gets more hard tail than a toilet seat.
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I want to sign up for the Outside Dispatch and receive notification of the winning entry, future caption contests, and weekly updates about outsideonline.com.
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